Chemical Analysis Element : Woman Symbol : WO Discoverer: Adam Quantitative Analysis: Accepted at 36-28-36, though isotopes ranging from 25-10-20 to 60-55-60 have been identified. Occurance: Found wherever man is, but seldom in the highly reactive, energetic singlet state. Surplus quantities found in all urban areas. Physical Properties: Undergoes spontaneous dehydrolysis (weeps) at absolutely nothing, and freezes at a moments notice. Totally unpredictable. Melts when properly treated, very bitter if not well used. Found in various states, ranging from virgin metal to common ore. Non-magnetic, but can be attracted by coins and sport cars. In its natural shape the specimen varies considerably, but it is often changed artificially so well that the change is indiscernible except to the experienced eye. Chemical Properties: Has a great affinity for AU, AG, and C (in the crystalline form.) May give violent reaction if left alone. Will absorb great amounts of food matter. Highly desired reaction is initiated with various reagents (such as C(2)-H(5)-OH and sexy aftershave lotions.) An essential catalyst is often required (must say you love her at least five times daily). Reaction accelerates out of control when in the dark and all reaction conditions are suitable. Extremely difficult to react if in the highly stable pure form. Yields to pressure applied to correct points. The reaction is highly exothermic. Storage: Best results are obtained between the ages of 18 and 28 years. A short time after this, specimens begin to deteriorate, sometimes rapidly. Uses: Highly ornamental. Used as a tonic for low spirits. Used on lonely nights as a heating agent (if properly prepared.) May be trained to cook food, although great care must be exercised. Tests: Pure specimens turn rosy tint if discovered in raw, natural state. Turns green if placed besides a better specimen. Turns blue if proper reaction conditions are not met. Often shows signs of illogical behavior patterns. Caution: Most powerful reducing agent known to man (income and ego). Highly explosive in inexperienced hands. Specimen must be used with great care if experiments are to succeed. Some of this species have been known to cause confused thinking and varying levels of insanity. Note: It is illegal to possess more than one permanent specimen, however, a certain amount of exchange is permitted. \\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\*-> Nation of Thieves <-* /////////////////////////// * The Rendezvous -- 600 Megs -- 3/12/2400 -- 11 lines -- (619) 692-3622 * :-:-:-:-:-:-:-:-:-:-:-:-:-:-:-:-:-:-:-:-:-:-:-:-:-:-:-:-:-:-:-:-:-:-:-:-:-:-:-: * Erotic*City -- WWIV Net Node 6978 -- (619) 528-0322 * :-:-:-:-:-:-:-:-:-:-:-:-:-:-:-:-:-:-:-:-:-:-:-:-:-:-:-:-:-:-:-:-:-:-:-:-:-:-:-: * 1000's of Bum Fuckin' Eygpt 1000's of * : Erotic Adult Explicit Adult : * Text Files 9600 US Robotics Courier HST GIF & MAC * : 618-277-9856 Files : *-:-:-:-:-:-:-:-:-:-:-:-:-:-:-:-:-:-:-:-:-:-:-:-:-:-:-:-:-:-:-:-:-:-:-:-:-:-:-* : Sin*City -- WWIV Net Node 6969 -- (619) 283-4998 : \\\\\\\\\\\\\\We Don't Believe In Payin' For What We Can Steal!//////////////