( ) ______________________ ( ) _________) Everybody Does It (________ (______________________) From The GHOST SHIP ][ at 408 259-7194 --------------------------------------- Scientists discovered it Researchers are still looking for it Geologists are great explorers Chemists like to experiment Doctor do it with patience Dental Hygenists do it till it hurts Veterinarians are pussy lovers Chiropractors do it by manipulation Dentists do it in your mouth Proctologists do it in the end Dieticians eat better Oceanographers do it down under Archeologists like it old Druggists fill it [More]               Nurses call the shots Writers have novel ways Professors do it by the book Surgeons are smooth operators Paramedics can revive anything Inventors find a way Cops have bigger guns Students use their heads Drummers beat it Janitors clean up afterwards Printers reproduce the fastest Milkmen deliver twice a week Tailors make it fit Operators do it person-to-person Bankers do it with interest (Penalty for early withdrawal) Speech Pathologists are oral specialists Real Estate People know all the prime spots Salespeople have a way with their tongues Engineers do it with precision Policemen like big busts Computer operators have quick-action joysticks Lawyers do it in their briefs Interior Decorators do it all over the house [More]               Bakers knead it daily Architects have great plans Babysitters charge by the hour Bosses delegate the task to others Executives have large staffs Secretaries do it from 9 to 5 Bookkeepers do it with double entry Accountants are good with figures Credit managers always collect Typists do it in triplicate Attorneys make better motions Reporters do it daily Millionaires pay to have it done Auditors like to examine figures Managers supervise others Computer people get the most out of their software Cocktail Waitresses serve highballs Postmen come slower Ambulance Drivers come quicker Bus Drivers come early and pull out on time Taxi Drivers do it all over town Garbagemen come once a week Jewelers mount real gems [More]               Pilots keep it up longer Stewardesses do it in the air Politicians do it for 4 years then have to get re-erected NonSmokers do it without huffing and puffing Clowns do it for laughs Firemen are always in heat Gas Station Attendants pump all day Librarians do it quietly Sailers like to be blown Artists are exhibitionists Locksmiths can get into anything Chessplayers check their mates Musicians do it with rhythm Dancers do it in leaps and bounds Photographers do it with a flash Hairdressers give the best blow jobs Bartenders do it on the rocks Taxidermists mount anything Ministers do it on Sundays Retailers move their merchandise Barbers do it with shear pleasure Furriers appreciate good beaver Detectives do it under cover [More]               Bailiffs always come to order Bricklayers lay all day Radio announcers broadcast it Movie Stars do it on film Models do it in any position Crane Operators have swinging balls Farmers spread it around Beekeepers like to eat their honey Gardeners have 50 foot hoses Telephone Co. employees let their fingers do the walking Magicans are quicker than the eye Cowboys handle anything horny Cowgirls like to ride bareback Truckers carry bigger loads Misslemen have better thrust Drywallers are better bangers Handymen like good screws Band Members play all night Repairmen can fix anything Sportscasters like an instant replay Roofers do it on top Miners sink deeper shafts Carpenters hammer it harder [More]               Electricians check your shorts Machinists make the best screws Carpet layers do it on the floor Painters do it with longer strokes Plumbers have excellent pipes Landscapers plant it deeper Recyclers use it again Truck Drivers have bigger dipsticks Cheerleaders do it with more enthusiasm Butchers have better meat Welders have hotter rods Golfers do it in 18 holes Bowlers have bigger balls Football players are measured by the yard Wrestlers know the best holds Racers like to come in first Coaches whistle while they work Soccer Players have leather balls Joggers do it on the run Tennis Players have fuzzy balls Elevator Operators move up and down in their shafts Skydivers are good till the last drop Beer Drinkers get more head [More]               Baseball players make it to first base Water Skiers come down harder Divers go in deeper Volleyball Players keep it up C'Bers do it on the air Basketball Players score more often Fishermen are proud of their rods Hunters do it with a bang Campers do it in a tent Four-Wheelers eat more bush Bridge Players try to get a rubber Deer Hunters will do anything for a buck Horseback Riders stay in the saddle longer Bicyclists do it with 10 speeds Runners get into more pants Ham Operators do it with frequency Motorcyclists like something hot between their legs Stuntmen drive better Hackers phuck it. 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