TTTTTTT H H E E E E T H H E T H H H H E E E T H H E T H H E E E E R R R R U U L E E E E S S S S R R U U L E S R R R R U U L E E E S S S S R R U U L E S R R U U L L L L E E E E S S S S 1. The FEMALE always makes the rules. 2. The rules are subject to change at any time without notification. 3. No male can possibly know all the rules. 4. If the FEMALE suspects the male knows all the rules, SHE must change some or all of the rules. 5. The FEMALE is never wrong. 6. If the FEMALE is wrong, it is because of a flagrant misunderstanding which is a direct result of something the male said or did. 7. If rule six applies, the male must apologize immediately for causing the misunderstanding. 8. The FEMALE can change HER mind at any given time. 9. The male must never change his mind without the 30 day written consent from the FEMALE 10. The FEMALE has every right to be angry or upset at any given time. 11. The male must remain calm at all times, unless the FEMALE tells him to be upset or angry. 12. The FEMALE must under no circumstances let the male know whether or not SHE wants him to be angry or upset. 13. If the FEMALE has P.M.S., all rules are null and void. 14. Any attempt to document these rules could result in bodily harm to the male. X-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-X Another file downloaded from: NIRVANAnet(tm) & the Temple of the Screaming Electron Jeff Hunter 510-935-5845 Rat Head Ratsnatcher 510-524-3649 Burn This Flag Zardoz 408-363-9766 realitycheck Poindexter Fortran 415-567-7043 Lies Unlimited Mick Freen 415-583-4102 Specializing in conversations, obscure information, high explosives, arcane knowledge, political extremism, diversive sexuality, insane speculation, and wild rumours. ALL-TEXT BBS SYSTEMS. Full access for first-time callers. We don't want to know who you are, where you live, or what your phone number is. We are not Big Brother. "Raw Data for Raw Nerves" X-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-X