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Form# 314159 Version 1.0.2 Sexual Consent Form for two individuals Whereas _________________, hereafter known as the first party, and ______________, hereafter known as the second party, being of consenting age and sound mind, hereby consent to the following sexual acts, under the conditions and limitations listed below within the time period between _______ and _______ For more then two parties, see form 271828, a multi-party version of this form. Part 1: Sexually transmitted diseases and pregnancy prevention. This form assumes that both parties are in good health and free of known sexually transmitted diseases. If either party consents to any sexual acts while knowingly carrying a STD, that party agrees to any costs incurred as a result of transmission of that STD, and to furthermore pay punitive damages amounting to $_____. Furthermore, each party agrees to acquire and properly use the following methods of contraception and agrees to be liable for failure of these contraceptive devices (check the appropriate forms of contraception) The first party agrees to obtain and use these forms of contraception: __ Condom ( __ with spermicidal lubricant) __ Female condom (experimental. No liability is assumed for pregnancy or STD transmission if this device fails). __ Intrauterine device __ Cervical Cap (__ with spermicide) __ Diaphram ( __ with spermicide) __ Birth control pill (Specify type:________) __ Contraceptive sponge ( __ with spermicidal lubricant) __ Spermicidal jelly or foam __ Surgical sterilization ( __ Vasectomy __ Tubal ligation) __ Norplant __ RU 486 (Not legally available in the United States. Only for use where legal) The second party agrees to obtain and use these forms of contraception: __ Condom ( __ with spermicidal lubricant) __ Female condom (experimental. No liability is assumed for pregnancy or STD transmission if this device fails). __ Intrauterine device __ Cervical Cap (__ with spermicide) __ Diaphram ( __ with spermicide) __ Birth control pill (Specify type:________) __ Contraceptive sponge ( __ with spermicidal lubricant) __ Spermicidal jelly or foam __ Surgical sterilization ( __ Vasectomy __ Tubal ligation) __ Norplant __ RU 486 (Not legally available in the United States. Only for use where legal) Part 2: Pregnancy clause If both the party of the first part and the party of the second part agree that pregnancy is a goal of the sexual acts they wish to engage in, check here: __. If pregnancy is anatomically impossible, check here: __. If either of the previous two conditions don't apply, the following clause applies. In case of unwanted pregnancy, the parties agree to the following actions: (Check all that apply) __ Marriage __ Abortion. Paid for by ____________ __ Adoption __ DNA testing of fetus and both parties to insure that both parties are the parents. Paid for by ____________ __ Single parentood by the following party:_________. In this case, both parties are still financially responsible for the offspring. __ Single parenthood by the following party:________. This party assumes sole fiscal responsibility. Part 3: Consent of the first party. The first party consents to the following sexual acts: (Check all that the first party consents to. Any contact in the form of XXX-XXX, the first part refers to the consenting party, and the second part refers to the other party) Although the first party consents to allow the following, this is no way implies that any of the following acts will be carried out. __ Fully clothed bodily contact __ Partially clothed bodily contact __ Nude bodily contact __ Hand-torso contact __ Torso-hand contact __ Hand-genital contact __ Genital-hand contact __ Hand-anal contact __ Anal-hand contact __ Oral-oral contact __ Oral-oral contact involving the tongue __ Oral-torso contact __ Oral-torso contact involving the tongue __ Torso-oral contact __ Torso-oral contact involving the tongue __ Oral-genital contact __ Oral-genital contact involving the tongue __ genital-oral contact __ genital-oral contact involving the tongue __ Oral-anal contact __ Oral-anal contact involving the tongue __ Anal-oral contact __ Anal-oral contact involving the tongue __ Masturbation in the presence of the other party __ Sexual intercourse in the missionary position, on top. __ Sexual intercourse in the missionary position, on the bottom. __ Sexual intercourse "doggy style" __ Sexual intercourse in other positions: ____________________________________________________________ ____________________________________________________________ ____________________________________________________________ __ Anal intercourse. __ Physically binding the other party. __ Being physically bound by the other party. __ Using the following devices on the other party: (The party assumes all liability for malfunction or misuse of these devices) ____________________________________________________________ ____________________________________________________________ ____________________________________________________________ __ Having the following devices used upon the party by the other party: ____________________________________________________________ ____________________________________________________________ ____________________________________________________________ __ Other: ____________________________________________________________ ____________________________________________________________ ____________________________________________________________ Part 4: Consent of the second party. The second party consents to the following sexual acts: (Check all that the second party consents to. Any contact in the form of XXX-XXX, the first part refers to the consenting party, and the second part refers to the other party). Although the second party consents to allow the following, this is no way implies that any of the following acts will be carried out. __ Fully clothed bodily contact __ Partially clothed bodily contact __ Nude bodily contact __ Hand-torso contact __ Torso-hand contact __ Hand-genital contact __ Genital-hand contact __ Hand-anal contact __ Oral-oral contact __ Oral-oral contact involving the tongue __ Oral-torso contact __ Oral-torso contact involving the tongue __ Torso-oral contact __ Torso-oral contact involving the tongue __ Oral-genital contact __ Oral-genital contact involving the tongue __ genital-oral contact __ genital-oral contact involving the tongue __ Oral-anal contact __ Oral-anal contact involving the tongue __ Anal-oral contact __ Anal-oral contact involving the tongue __ Masturbation in the view of the other party __ Sexual intercourse in the missionary position, on top. __ Sexual intercourse in the missionary position, on the bottom. __ Sexual intercourse "doggy style" __ Sexual intercourse in other positions: ____________________________________________________________ ____________________________________________________________ ____________________________________________________________ __ Anal intercourse. __ Physically binding the other party. __ Being physically bound by the other party. __ Using the following devices on the other party: (The party assumes all liability for malfunction or misuse of these devices) ____________________________________________________________ ____________________________________________________________ ____________________________________________________________ __ Having the following devices used upon the party by the other party: ____________________________________________________________ ____________________________________________________________ ____________________________________________________________ __ Other: ____________________________________________________________ ____________________________________________________________ ____________________________________________________________ Part 5: Termination of consent. Either party can nullify their consent to any specific act by saying "_______" to the other party, or otherwise indicating refusal to consent. Either party can also terminate all consent to sexual activities by saying "______" to the other party, or by indicating in the following manner that consent is no longer given: ____________________________________________________________ ____________________________________________________________ ____________________________________________ Part 6: Non-disclosure __ Check here if both parties agree to the following. If both parties don't agree, then both parties are free to disclose all that occurs. Both parties agree to only disclose the following information concerning their sexual activities to others. ____________________________________________________________ ____________________________________________________________ ____________________________________________________________ ____________________________________________________________ Any party who violates this section is liable for $___ in punitive damages for each violation of this section. Signed: First party: _______________ Second party: _____________ Date: __________ Date: _________ Witnessed by: _______________ Date: _________ -- Nicholas C. Weaver nweaver@ocf.berkeley.edu nweaver@soda.berkeley.edu It is a tale, told by an idiot, full of sound and fury, .signifying nothing. Everything I have learned has been by hearsay