A Tisket A tasket A Condom or a Casket The following is a list of possible slogans promoting National Condom Week. ------------------------------------------------------------------------ 1. Cover your stump before you hump. ------------------------------------------------------------------------ 2. Before you attack her, wrap your wacker. ------------------------------------------------------------------------ 3. Don't be silly ... protect your willy. ------------------------------------------------------------------------ 4. Before you blast her, guard your bushmaster. ------------------------------------------------------------------------ 5. Don't be a loner ... cover your boner. ------------------------------------------------------------------------ 6. When in doubt, shroud your sprout. ------------------------------------------------------------------------ 7. You can't go wrong if you shield your dong. ------------------------------------------------------------------------ 8. If yor're not going to sack it, go home and whack it. ------------------------------------------------------------------------ 9. If you think she's spunky, cover your monkey. ------------------------------------------------------------------------ 10. Before you bag her, sheath your dagger. ------------------------------------------------------------------------ 11. It'll be sweeter if you wrap your peter. ------------------------------------------------------------------------ 12. If you slip between thighs, be sure to condomize. ------------------------------------------------------------------------ 13. To save embarrassment later, cover your 'gator. ------------------------------------------------------------------------ 14. She won't be sick if you wrap your dick. ------------------------------------------------------------------------ 15. If you go into heat, package your meat. ------------------------------------------------------------------------ 16. While undressing Venus, dress that penis. ------------------------------------------------------------------------ 17. When you take off her pants and blouse, suit-up that trouser mouse. ------------------------------------------------------------------------ 18. Never deck her with an unwrapped pecker. ------------------------------------------------------------------------ 19. Especially in December, gift wrap your member. ------------------------------------------------------------------------ 20. Befo' da van start rockin', be sho' yo' cock got a stockin'. ------------------------------------------------------------------------ 21. Don't be a fool, vulcanize your tool. ------------------------------------------------------------------------ 22. The right selection? Sack that erection. ------------------------------------------------------------------------ 23. Wrap it in foil before checking her oil. ------------------------------------------------------------------------ 24. A crank with armor will never harm her. ------------------------------------------------------------------------ 25. Don't be in a jiffy ... cover your stiffy. ========================================================================