|*:*:*:*:*:*:*:*:*:*:*:*:*:*:*:*:*:*:*| | Thrashing Ma... | |*:*:*:*:*:*:*:*:*:*:*:*:*:*:*:*:*:*:*| | Written By: BABY DEMON | | of the: | | SHADOW BROTHERHOOD and NEON KNIGHTS | |*:*:*:*:*:*:*:*:*:*:*:*:*:*:*:*:*:*:*| | Rock 'N' Roll Hell - [503] 253-5300 | | Metalland West 10m - [503] 538-0761 | | The Grand Illusion - [503] 665-0539 | | The Phreakhouse 4d - [503] 684-0548 | |*:*:*:*:*:*:*:*:*:*:*:*:*:*:*:*:*:*:*| | | | [2/22/86] [9:59pm] | | | | This file will explain a few dif- | | ferent ways to get past Ma Bell's | | operators, and other flaws... | |*:*:*:*:*:*:*:*:*:*:*:*:*:*:*:*:*:*:*| | THRASH #1: | | Go to a payfone and raise as much | | hell as you can conjure...Call the | | operator and say you paid a quarter | | and called a number, but heard a | | bunch of clicks, and weren't con- | | nected, but instead recieved a dial | | tone...Say that you didn't recieve | | either the call, or the quarter... | | Act like you're pissed off, and in | | a hurry...Say you haven't got any | | more money, and it's mandatory that | | your call gets through...If they | | ask if the other party will accept | | a collect call, say no because they | | don't know you, but the call still | | must get through...Bitch about the | | hassle you're having to go through | | to get a God damn call through... | | The operator will then do either of | | the following things...She will ask | | you where you are trying to call, | | or if she's a real bitch will put | | you through to a refund operator... | | The coin refund operator can't for- | | ward a call, all she can do is give | | you a check for your quarter in the | | mail...The fone company sends SLOW | | mail, but if you want to wait, take | | the quarter too...If you don't want | | to be bullshitted around by some | | brainless refund operator, say you | | need a call now, and tell her to | | connect you with the operator who | | can make a call for you (TSPS)... | | Now, it's up to you to feed the | | same shit to her, say that you've | | already been sent to the refund op- | | erator 2 times, and it's wasted 10 | | minutes of valuable time...One out | | of about every 2-3 will fall for | | this shit...Good luck... | |*:*:*:*:*:*:*:*:*:*:*:*:*:*:*:*:*:*:*| | THRASH #2: | | You're bored and pissed off, you | | want to call up a cool rag board | | and bitch someone out, but ALL the | | boards are busy...You know some | | blood-sucking-parasite who uses an | | Atari and his real name is on the | | board, sucking every message on it | | dry...Here's a 50 -- 50 chance to | | cut the asshole off, and put your- | | self on...Use an emergency inter- | | rupt on the line, it won't cost | | anything, since the operator will | | report back to you, "I'm sorry, | | there seems to be trouble on the | | line, I'll have to report it."... | | You now hang-up, and call the board | | hoping the asshole wasn't in trans- | | fer mode (it doesn't work in trans- | | fer mode)... | |*:*:*:*:*:*:*:*:*:*:*:*:*:*:*:*:*:*:*| | THRASH #3: | | You're bored again, and want to | | trip out on some operators...Call | | your long distance operator and say | | you want to get the over-seas DAO | | for (somewhere you make up) lets | | say West Germany...She will ask for | | the persons name, use something | | reasonable like "Heinz Kreitz"... | | She sometimes asks for a city there | | too, so know that...Finally, you | | will be connected with some nazi- | | sounding dude, your operator will | | look like a bigger dumb-shit than | | she really is by giving the other | | operator false info...Well, not the | | greatest, but what the hell... | |*:*:*:*:*:*:*:*:*:*:*:*:*:*:*:*:*:*:*| | THRASH #4: | | Go to a payfone, a fone center | | store, or a large department store | | (one where no clerks are around | | listening to you)...Bitch out the | | operator for anything...Good topics | | for me have been all the different | | LDC's, the break-up between fone | | companies, fone bills, shitty ser- | | vice, shitty lines, etc...Ask who | | you're talking to "just in case you | | need to call back"...Argue with her | | aiming to get the bitch to say the | | wrong thing to you (like "you're an | | asshole!"...If so, try to bribe her | | for something (like calls)...Say | | you want to talk to her supervisor, | | threatening to take her job away, | | she just might give in...I've been | | working for this goal in the past, | | but unfortunately have been unsuc- | | cessful...If you are, let me know | | by calling Rock 'N' Roll Hell, or | | any other board listed above... | |*:*:*:*:*:*:*:*:*:*:*:*:*:*:*:*:*:*:*|