The Toilet-Chain Letter Dear Sir or Madam; This letter is being sent to you, for we know that you are critically interested in your lawn. The Spring season is almost upon us, so I would like to tell you about our little club. This is a fertilizer club and it will not cost you a cent to join. Upon reciept of this letter, go to the address at the top of the list below and shit on the front lawn. You will not be the only one there, so don't be a bit embarrassed. After having done that, make five copies of this letter and send them to five of your friends who appreciate good lawns. You will not get any money or checks, but within just one week, if this chain is not broken, there will be 9.126 people shitting on your front lawn. Your reward will come next Spring when you will have the greenest lawn in the neighborhood. Mr. Harry Butt Mr. & Mrs. Took a Fissik 236 Corn Cob Alley 724 Running Loose Ln. Wipeout, Wis. Cuttoff, Conn. Mrs. Windy Ayers Mr. Smelly B. Hind 1422 Enema Dr. 476 Diarrhea Way Freely, Tx. Airhoot, Ok. Mr. P.U. Sniffer Mr. Howie Farts #2 Suppository Ln. 286 Fertilizer Way Whistle Britches, Pa. Sniffensmell, Ok. DO NOT BREAK THIS CHAIN!! One man didn't give a shit and lost his entire lawn. If you are constipated, pass this on to a neighbor. Sincerely, Mr. B.M. Blaster -/Vuarnet International/- 617/527.oo91 24oo-16.8k HST/V32bis