AMC --- All Makes of Cars AUDI ---- Accelerates Under Demonic Influence BMW --- Babbling Mechanical Wench BART / Muni / Walking (transportation in San Francisco) Basic Marin Wheels Beastly Monstrous Wonder Beautiful Masterpieces on Wheels Beautiful Mechanical Wonder Big Money Waste Big Money. Why? Big Money Works Blasphemous Motorized Wreck Born Moderately Wealthy Bought My Wife Break My Windows Break My Windshield Broken Money Waster Broken Monstrous Wonder Brutal Money Waster Bumbling Mechanical Wretch BUICK ----- Big Ugly Import Car Killer Big Ugly Indestructable Car Killer Big Ugly Indestructable Compact Killer CHEVROLET --------- Can Hear Every Valve Rap On Long Extended Trips Car Has Extensive Valve Rattle On Long Extended Trips CHEVY ----- CHarged HEaVilY Cheapest Heap Ever Visioned Yet Cruddy Hick Engine, Very Yucky DODGE ----- Dead On Delivery - Go Easy Dead On Delivery, Guarantee Expired Dead Or Dying Garbage Emitter Drips Oil, Drops Grease, Everywhere FIAT ---- Failure In Automotive Technology Failure in Italian Automotive Technology Feeble Italian Attempt at Transportation Fix It Again, Tony Fucked In the Ass Twice Futile Italian Attempt at Transportation FORD ---- Fails On Rainy Days First On Race Day First On Recall Day First On Road to Dump First On Rust and Deterioration Fix Or Repair Daily Flip Over, Read Directions Found On Road Dead Found On a Rubbish Dump Fraternal Order of Restored DeSotos Fucked On Race Day Fucked-Over Rebuilt Dodge Fucker Only Runs Downhill Fucking Obsolete Road Device Fucking Old Rust Dog GM -- General Maintenance GMC --- Garage Man's Companion Generally Mediocre Cars Get More Chicks Got a Mechanic Coming Got More Crap IROC ---- I Race Other Cars I Run Over Children I'm Really Out of Cash It's Really Only a Camaro Italian Retard Out Cruising JEEP ---- Just Eats Every Part LTD --- Long Term Debt Lousy Transportation, Dammit! MAZDA ----- Most Always Zipping Dangerously Along MG -- Money Guzzler MOPAR ----- Miscellaneous Oddball Parts Assembled Ridiculously Most Often Passed At Races Mostly Old Paint And Rust Mostly Old Parts And Rust My Old Pig Ain't Running My Only Problems Are Repairs OLDS ---- One Leak, Dead Starter OLDSMOBILE ---------- Oh, Look, Dammit! Some Massive Oil Burning Idiot's Leaking Everything. Old Ladies Driving Slowly Make Others Behind Infuriatingly Late Every day. Old Loose Dented Sheet Metal Out-dated By Infamies Like Edsel. PINTO ----- Put In Nickel To Operate PLYMOUTH -------- Please Let Your Mother Out from Under The Hood Pussy Lips in Your MOUTH PONTIAC ------- Poor Old Nigger Thinks It's A Cadillac PORSCHE ------- Piece Of Retired Scrap, Continually High Expense PROBE ----- Plainly Runs Only By Exception SAAB ---- Send Another Automobile Back Something An Asshole Bought Stupid, Arrogant Asshole Babies Such An Arrogant Bastard Swedish Automobile - Always Broken Swedish Automobiles Are Best SUBARU ------ (backwards) U-R-A-Bus TOYOTA ------ Too Often Yankees Overprice This Auto VW -- Virtually Worthless -/Vuarnet International/- 617/527.oo91 24oo-16.8k HST/V32bis