(> | SHADOWB|ADE =+= Presents... | SHOPPING CENTER ANTICS by The Trooper This is a very small list, so there's not much here. More parts will be com ing....... Get bored in shopping centers? Well bud, this file is for you! -1- At home make yellow signs like: /\ /\ / \ / \ / GEEK \ / NAZI \ < ON > < ON > \ BOARD! / \ BOARD! / \ / \ / \/ \/ And tape them on people's back car windows in the parking lot. -2- Put Crazy Glue on escalator steps. -3- Put fake blood on a steak knife, and leave it an elevator. -4- Toss fake spiders in an elevator -5- Put tons of play money in a brown paper bag, and leave it on a seat in the eating hall. -6- Instead, dump the money over a balcony. -7- Put itching powder on the toilet paper, and roll it back up. -8- Rub crazy glue over toilet seat until you can't notice that it's there. -9- Draw a porno picture on a big piece of paper, roll it and wrap it up. Pit a poster and price tag sticker on it, and put it in the shelf with the other post ers at some store. -10- Bring a porno program to computer store, boot the disk and get the hell ou ta there! Bonus: VENDING MACHINE ANTICS -1- Put foreign coins or play change in the change return. -2- Put dog shit it the change return slot. -3- Stuff an M&M bag with marbles and put it in the slot where the stuff comes down. -4- Put bottle caps in a chip bag and stick it in the slot. Well...sorry if some are a little stupid, but it's 3AM...so I'm outta here. __ ___ __/he__/rooper__ | SHADOWB|ADE =+= | Shadow Beast The Trooper Rod Lightning Manhunter Dirty Harry Lord of the Flies Kubla Lhan Witch Doctor and Star Phoenix